Urbzen

Using the latest in cutting-edge internet technology, Urbzen is able to bring you an virtual-reality simulation of a recent day in the life of your beloved blogger/whiner/author:

Step 1: Stare intently at the photograph below.

2. Continue staring for the next eight to ten hours. Bonus points if you get a friend to dump buckets of sleet on your head at random and unpredictable intervals.

3. The end.

Now, though, we are safe and sound in a $33/night motel in Albuquerque which technically only allows one pet per room, but at only 44 lbs of aggrigate dog, I think we’re in the clear.

Henry has already gotten comfortable:

Happy holidays from your favorite furry supermodel!

O Hai!

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Next update on Monday.

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[Ed. note: I'll be out of the country all next week. I'm going to set some stuff to auto-post, but I apologize in advance if I don't respond to your emails or comments right away. Have a happy Thanksgiving!]

…but he is dreaming dreams of mischief.  And presents.

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What’s better than Friday? Friday with puppies, obv.

Because the only thing better than Friday is Friday+puppies, here is a photo of Westie, kibble conniseur, gentleman of leisure and notorious underpants thief Mr. Henry.

You can send Henry email at urbzen — at — inbox.com, which I will read to him before bedtime, or visit his dogster page here.