Urbzen » mom jeans http://urbzen.com A funny thing happened on the way to web stardom Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:40:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The sartorial equivalent of ‘I have a headache’ http://urbzen.com/2009/03/25/the-sartorial-equivalent-of-i-have-a-headache/ http://urbzen.com/2009/03/25/the-sartorial-equivalent-of-i-have-a-headache/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:06:58 +0000 admin http://urbzen.com/?p=72 lame

Listen up, ladies! We might be in a recession, but everybody’s favorite shrieking loon Elisabeth Hasselbeck has come to our rescue with a new line of “pretty and polished separates” available for purchase via your very own tee vee machine!

Cut from fashionable polyester and starting at just $44, Elisabeth’s roomy tops and quirky capris are perfect for every occasion, from carpooling to Bunco night to restricting access to contraceptives.

Plus, because the line is only available via notorious crap-hawker QVC—shit, they let a drunken Paula Abdul on the air—you will have more adorably vacant Hasselbecky goodness beamed into your living room than ever before.

You’re welcome, America.

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