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		<title>Adventures on GodTube</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this little gem on GodTube this morning, apparently it and itâ€™s attending paraphernalia are popular among the Christian set, much like Footprints. girls are like apples on trees. the best ones are at the top of the tree. the &#8230; <a href="http://urbzen.com/2008/12/18/adventures-on-godtube/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this little gem on <a href="http://www.godtube.com" target="_blank">GodTube</a> this morning, apparently it and itâ€™s attending paraphernalia are popular among the Christian set, much like <a href="http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Footprints_i1111725_.htm?AID=1577398651" target="_blank">Footprints</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>girls are like apples on trees.<br />
the best ones are at the top of the tree.<br />
the boys donâ€™t want to reach for the good ones<br />
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.</p>
<p>instead, they just get rotten apples from the ground that arent so good but easy<br />
so the apples at the think that somethings wrong with them<br />
when in reality they are amazing.<br />
they just have to wait for the right boy to come along<br />
the one whoâ€™s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.<br />
DID GOD PUT U AT THE TOP?</p>
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<p>Perhaps Iâ€™m just a bitter rotten whore apple, but things sound pretty self-righteous at the top of the tree.</p>
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