Urbzen » Biden http://urbzen.com A funny thing happened on the way to web stardom Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:40:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Secret Service: Obama to Campaign in Giant, Bulletproof Hamster Ball http://urbzen.com/2008/10/28/secret-service-obama-to-campaign-in-giant-bulletproof-hamster-ball/ http://urbzen.com/2008/10/28/secret-service-obama-to-campaign-in-giant-bulletproof-hamster-ball/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:26:42 +0000 admin http://urbzen.com/?p=278 Continue reading →]]> WASHINGTON–Secret Service officials announced today that for security reasons, Sen. Barack Obama will make all public appearances enclosed in a giant bulletproof hamster ball for the duration of the 2008 presidential campaign.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, sources close to the Illinois senator confirm tonight that, following a foiled assasination plot, Obama has agreed to be outfitted with a 7′-diameter transparent sphere constructed from the material used by the Vatican to create the Popemobile.

Campaign officials confirm that they are also outfitting Vice Presidential nominee Sen. Joe Biden with a sphere, which will be entirely soundproof.

 

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