Tag Archives: 2008 Election

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Election Bingo

Here at Urbzen, we don’t believe in drinking games because we don’t need anyone to tell us to finish our drinks, thankyouverymuch.  Instead, we’re playing Election Night Bingo, in honor of the geriatric Floridians who will likely decide the presidential … Continue reading

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How to throw a sufficiently classy election night party

> (without actually having to do very much work) Crunch time: One week until election night, and once again, the only people who have invited you to a watch party are your parents, your office social committee, and creepy Phil … Continue reading

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Secret Service: Obama to Campaign in Giant, Bulletproof Hamster Ball

WASHINGTON–Secret Service officials announced today that for security reasons, Sen. Barack Obama will make all public appearances enclosed in a giant bulletproof hamster ball for the duration of the 2008 presidential campaign. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, sources close … Continue reading

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