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In a move that has sent excited whispers through the halls of Congress, Representatives Eric “Big E” Cantor and Paul “R-Money” Ryan yesterday announced the formation of the Congressional Varsity Clique Caucus, an organization they say will focus on reining … Continue reading →

I am not comfortable with the photo in this Facebook ad.

Hey, wow, this is kind of awkward. How long has it been since I packed up my car and left you? Two years? Feels like forever. It really is good to see you again; you look great. We had some … Continue reading →

The last time I arrived in DC the city was also gearing up for an inauguration, but the similarities pretty much end there. It was late 2004, and I pulled into the District fresh off Sen. Tom Daschle’s losing re-election … Continue reading →

You’re truly an amazing athlete. And I’m glad you don’t have cancer anymore. But you’re still a dick.  

It was January 20, 2004, the night after the Iowa caucuses, and I was at the Raccoon River bar in downtown Des Moines with a couple dozen fellow Edwards staffers, drinking, reminiscing, and debating what we’d do next. Up at … Continue reading →

Because of their head-to-toe fur coats and the fact that they are descended from the hearty wolf, many pet parents assume that their dogs are immune to the chill of winter. But today’s domestic canines are a far cry from … Continue reading →