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Forgot to post these the other night, so here they are–shots of Georgetown, CO, an old mining town off I-70 you might recognize from the terrible 1998 Ben Affleck thriller Phantoms. Click the photo to see the full set:

Did you know there are places in America that are not cities, suburbs or trailer parks? It’s true! And I took some pictures of them, presented here in handy slideshow format. Fancy! Day 1: Los Angeles to Ceder City more … Continue reading →

After a very long day that included seeing an *actual* lizard, getting snowed on in June and laughing maniacally to myself while listening to at least seven hours of David Sedaris on CD, I am much, much too tired to … Continue reading →

I don’t have time tonight to regale you with “tales from the road,” so here are some pretty pictures, since most of you probably can’t read anyhow. Clicky on each of the photos to be taken to that particular Flickr … Continue reading →

Turns out, moving across the country in a Nissan goddam Sentra every few years is a really good way to cut down on clutter. Also to drive your self fucking insane. In any case, Henry and I are departing tomorrow … Continue reading →

Keep your eyeballs on Urbzen starting Sunday for photos and updates from the Great Urbzen Road Trip, which will basically be a bunch of shots of Henry at various rest stops, refusing to pee until he’s sniffed every goddam blade … Continue reading →

Please check back in June. Thanks for your patience.

I’m sorry I abandoned you for so long, Internet! See, a Very Important Thing happened last week, and that thing was teabagging. You might have heard about it. In any case, your editor was busy chronicling the insanitea (see what … Continue reading →

more about “Morning Joe:Has Obama declared war on…“, posted with vodpod

When I started this blog back in the halcyon days of October 2008, my goal was simply to amass a small following, horrify my parents and possibly score some free shit. Now, after 100 posts, I have to say I’ve … Continue reading →