Urbzen

After a very long day that included seeing an *actual* lizard, getting snowed on in June and laughing maniacally to myself while listening to at least seven hours of David Sedaris on CD, I am much, much too tired to write the clever post I intended to write tonight. Instead, I am going to post these photos, finish off this juice glass of white zin and shuffle off to bed. Like last time, click the photo to see the whole set.

Somewhere off I-70 in Utah:

Green River, Utah:

Eagle, Colorado:

Vail Pass, Summit, Elevation 10,660 ft.:

I don’t have time tonight to regale you with “tales from the road,” so here are some pretty pictures, since most of you probably can’t read anyhow. Clicky on each of the photos to be taken to that particular Flickr stream, or see the Best Of here.

SoCal:

Barstow:

Mesquite, NV:

St. George, UT:

Cedar City, UT:

Turns out, moving across the country in a Nissan goddam Sentra every few years is a really good way to cut down on clutter. Also to drive your self fucking insane. In any case, Henry and I are departing tomorrow for our great eastward journey, which will look a lot like the great westward journey I made two years ago, except with more dog farts, and hopefully a much better idea. Keep an eye on Urbzen.com for updates.

Henry sez: “Where did everything go?”

Keep your eyeballs on Urbzen starting Sunday for photos and updates from the Great Urbzen Road Trip, which will basically be a bunch of shots of Henry at various rest stops, refusing to pee until he’s sniffed every goddam blade of grass in the county.

Fun!

Please check back in June. Thanks for your patience.

I’m sorry I abandoned you for so long, Internet! See, a Very Important Thing happened last week, and that thing was teabagging. You might have heard about it. In any case, your editor was busy chronicling the insanitea (see what I did there?) over at Teablogging.net.

Honestly everything over at Teablogging is worth a look, for freedom, but here’s a sampling of some of our best work from the past few days:

Teabags Across America: The Day in Photos

Teabagged: The Morning After

Hitting all their historical marks

AmSpec: Scenes from the DC Tea Party

Grassroots!

Teabaggers: We want revolution so long as revolution will not get us into trouble (redux)

And my personal favorite: Michelle Malkin will disembowel you, just like she did to this pig

ALSO: Teablogging.net, a very important internet web site, has been featured on The Huffington Post, Wonkette, Talking Points Memo, Burnt Orange,The Daily Angry Liberal, ShortsandPants and RonPaulForums.com.

Regular Urbzen posting will resume Monday.

When I started this blog back in the halcyon days of October 2008, my goal was simply to amass a small following, horrify my parents and possibly score some free shit. Now, after 100 posts, I have to say I’ve been amazed at the response and, more than anything, am completely blown away about how fucking awesome I am.

For a girl to achieve as much as I have as a political/humor blogger is truly a testament to you all and your willingness humor me as I pen feisty rants about serious topics that are clearly beyond the grasp of my hormonal ladybrain. More than anything, your support and generosity have taught me an important lesson that I hope to one day apply to my true calling as a faithful and obedient wife to a bright and powerful man.

In the meantime, keep checking back at Urbzen.com for your daily (?) dose of vice, virtue and, of course, sex jokes. And if you can’t get enough here, your lame ass should follow me on Twitter.

Love,

Stephanie

p.s.: If you are taking this post in any way seriously, you are a fucking idiot.

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