Category Archives: People/institutions that incur my wrath

“…it dang near KILLED him!”

Posted on December 2, 2008 by admin

An open letter to everyone at the Trader Joe’s on Sepulveda last night around 5:30: Hi there. I feel like we might have gotten off on the wrong foot yesterday, when you were shouting into your cell phone, blocking two … Continue reading →

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Once You Go Axe, You Never Go Back

Posted on October 23, 2008 by admin

Good news for fraternity brothers, Von Dutch enthusiests and Nickleback fans across America: Unilever has announced plans to release Axe Dark Temptation, a body spray that drives women wild because it smells like chocolate, in the US next month. The … Continue reading →

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Dear United, plz go die. Kthx.

Posted on October 22, 2008 by admin

I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that air travel has become a pretty miserable goddam experience lately.   Between the delays, the fees, the lost bags and the troubling proximity to “other people” it’s tempting … Continue reading →

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