Category Archives: People/institutions that incur my wrath

“…it dang near KILLED him!”

An open letter to everyone at the Trader Joe’s on Sepulveda last night around 5:30: Hi there. I feel like we might have gotten off on the wrong foot yesterday, when you were shouting into your cell phone, blocking two … Continue reading

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Once You Go Axe, You Never Go Back

Good news for fraternity brothers, Von Dutch enthusiests and Nickleback fans across America: Unilever has announced plans to release Axe Dark Temptation, a body spray that drives women wild because it smells like chocolate, in the US next month. The … Continue reading

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Dear United, plz go die. Kthx.

I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that air travel has become a pretty miserable goddam experience lately.   Between the delays, the fees, the lost bags and the troubling proximity to “other people” it’s tempting … Continue reading

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