Category Archives: Morons

It’s the comma that makes it art

Posted on April 6, 2009 by admin

To continue our theme from Friday’s ‘Women, Know Your Limits’ video, we turn to the Women’s Interest Lifestyle section of CNN.com, where we find this gem: Plus, Michelle Obama knows just what to pack!! I think I’m getting the vapors.

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Chuck Grassley is off his meds

Posted on March 17, 2009 by admin

Well it looks like SOMEBODY is campaigning pretty hard for the Jim Bunning Outspoken Lunatic Award. Not 24 hours after calling on AIG execs to resign or commit suicide, Grampa Chuck has something to say about “sucking on the tit of … Continue reading →

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Dora the Exploiter

Posted on March 6, 2009 by admin

According to our friends over at FishbowlLA, there’s a bit of an internet fracas brewing between Mattel and a coalition of worked-up mommybloggers over the company’s decision to “magically transform” girl-hero Dora the Explorer into, well, something of a slut.  … Continue reading →

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Wednesday Morning Morons

Posted on March 4, 2009 by admin

Not that there’s been a particular uptick in idiocy lately, but I thought now would be as good a time as any to pay tribute to some of the news-making idiots who perform the grand public service of making us … Continue reading →

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No more human litters

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

As a card-carrying, lily-livered, bleeding-heart, bed-wetting liberal, both reproductive choice and social welfare programs are at the core of what I believe in. So I feel like I should be a lot more comfortable with the recent birth of octuplets … Continue reading →

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Douchewatch

Posted on December 16, 2008 by admin

Seriously, Lance Armstrong, you are such a whore.

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The Real Housewives of Wasilla

Posted on November 10, 2008 by admin

Please, please, please, please, please let this be true. Talent Shops Courting Palin Sarah Palin won’t be vice president, but she won the hearts of talent scouts and literary agents who are scrambling to sign her to multimillion-dollar contracts. CAA, … Continue reading →

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Evil Barbie Overload

Posted on October 23, 2008 by admin

Scoop: Elisabeth Hasselbeck invited to Palin rallies The Scoop msnbc.com Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s pro-Sarah Palin point of view could be put to work this weekend. ABC confirms that “The View” star has been invited by the Republican vice presidential nominee to … Continue reading →

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Now in “Moose Blood” Red

Posted on October 21, 2008 by admin

Okay, nevermind that vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin got duped by a third-grader, or that she seems to believe that the VP is “in charge of the Senate,” but seriously, though, what the hell kind of red leather zip-up cowgirl … Continue reading →

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