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When I started this blog back in the halcyon days of October 2008, my goal was simply to amass a small following, horrify my parents and possibly score some free shit. Now, after 100 posts, I have to say I’ve been amazed at the response and, more than anything, am completely blown away about how fucking awesome I am.

For a girl to achieve as much as I have as a political/humor blogger is truly a testament to you all and your willingness humor me as I pen feisty rants about serious topics that are clearly beyond the grasp of my hormonal ladybrain. More than anything, your support and generosity have taught me an important lesson that I hope to one day apply to my true calling as a faithful and obedient wife to a bright and powerful man.

In the meantime, keep checking back at Urbzen.com for your daily (?) dose of vice, virtue and, of course, sex jokes. And if you can’t get enough here, your lame ass should follow me on Twitter.

Love,

Stephanie

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In a move that has sent excited whispers through the halls of Congress, Representatives Eric “Big E” Cantor and Paul “R-Money” Ryan yesterday announced the formation of the Congressional Varsity Clique Caucus, an organization they say will focus on reining in government spending, promoting open markets, and picking up chicks.

The CVC will not include noted loser John Boehner, who, sources say, is a total poser who everybody only hangs out with because he has a totally sweet rec room and always buys the beer.

At the announcement during homeroom morning session, Cantor and Ryan outlined the group’s priorities, which include messing with freshmen, pantsing Boehner and ditching class to go to concerts.

In an interview with Urbzen.com, Ryan said the group was looking forward to getting to work and described the membership as “stoked.”

I am not comfortable with the photo in this Facebook ad.