Monthly Archives: January 2009

Weekly Henry, Inaugural Edition

Posted on January 16, 2009 by admin

Keep your eye on Urbzen for sexy Inauguration updates live from Washington, DC.  For even more awesome inaugural goodness, follow me on Twitter.

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Urbzen Interactive Guide to Washington DC Safeways

Posted on January 15, 2009 by admin

In the name of public service and inspired both by our impending trip to the nation’s capital (and Capitol) and by Wonkette’s coverage of Wax Barack Obama’s tour of DC grocery stores, your friends at Urbzen have slaved day and … Continue reading →

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Adventures in Real Estate

Posted on January 14, 2009 by admin

Tim: Finishing a condo bust feature, getting ready for Gitmo. me: Maybe you should do a piece on the impending Gitmo real estate bust? Tim: Actually, I’ve got this GREAT condo in Gitmo if you’re interested … me: Does it … Continue reading →

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Puppycam roundup

Posted on January 12, 2009 by admin

  If you can remember way back to, oh, November or so, you’ll remember the dark, early days of the Puppycam, back when the earth only had one litter of puppies to amuse us, to soothe us, and to otherwise … Continue reading →

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Keepin’ it classy in Blythe, CA

Posted on January 9, 2009 by admin

Mainly regarded as a glorified rest stop, Blythe, CA, population 16,162, is home to two state prisons, award-winning webmaster Floie Barrows and, evidently, the stingiest McDonalds ever: Stay classy, Blythe. Stay classy.

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NFL Playoff Chart, Part One: Who are we rooting for this weekend?

Posted on January 7, 2009 by admin

Now that any team that anyone could possibly care about is out of the AFC playoff picture, it would be easy to give up on the 2008/2009 NFL season in favor of watching old episodes of Reba on DVD, alone, in … Continue reading →

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2009 Matrimonial Olympics–Closing Ceremonies

Posted on January 4, 2009 by admin

*You can read Part 1 of this post here First off, a big thanks you all of the blog readers, tweeple and assorted other internet types for your humor, support and overall service as a release valve during the past … Continue reading →

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Awesome interactive blog post!

Posted on January 4, 2009 by admin

Using the latest in cutting-edge internet technology, Urbzen is able to bring you an virtual-reality simulation of a recent day in the life of your beloved blogger/whiner/author: Step 1: Stare intently at the photograph below. 2. Continue staring for the … Continue reading →

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