Monthly Archives: December 2008

Enraged to be married

Posted on December 29, 2008 by admin

*You can read Part 2 of this post here As many of you know, this weekend my little sister is embarking on what can only be described as the Matrimonial Olympics, and yours truly has the (mis)fortune of playing a … Continue reading →

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Merry Holiday of your Choice

Posted on December 25, 2008 by admin

Hope you’re all safe, warm and happy this evening. After an adventurous drive through CA, AZ, NM and CO hotboxing dog farts and seeking refuge at the Motel 6 in the thriving metropolis of Grants, NM, after nearly sliding off … Continue reading →

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Only you can help prevent skidmarks.

Posted on December 23, 2008 by admin

Thanks to The Dateable Dork for inspiring this post, in which we investigate the horror that is the Charmin Bears. My favorite Charmin Bears ad is, unfortunately, not available online anywhere (yes, I checked YouTube, helper), but it is pitching … Continue reading →

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Suddenly self-conscious

Posted on December 22, 2008 by admin

Was on my Dr.’s web site looking for a fax number for a prescription refill when I ran across this little treasure: God damn you, Los Angeles.

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Friday surprise: The Filipino Barack Obama

Posted on December 19, 2008 by admin

I have no idea who this guy is, except that he lives in the Phillipines and looks unnervingly like That One:

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Adventures on GodTube

Posted on December 18, 2008 by admin

Found this little gem on GodTube this morning, apparently it and it’s attending paraphernalia are popular among the Christian set, much like Footprints. girls are like apples on trees. the best ones are at the top of the tree. the … Continue reading →

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Smells meaty

Posted on December 17, 2008 by admin

> Still looking for the perfect gift for the piece of meat on your Christmas list? Consider “Flame,” Burger King’s newest, uh, fragrance that promises an alluring eau de Whopper, which is known to drive the ladies wild, according to … Continue reading →

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Douchewatch

Posted on December 16, 2008 by admin

Seriously, Lance Armstrong, you are such a whore.

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Tacos, with a side of bigotry

Posted on December 15, 2008 by admin

To hear her tell it, Margie Christoffersen is a hapless victim with a shattered life. â€I’ve almost had a nervous breakdown,” she tells the LA Times in a column published this Sunday. “It’s been the worst thing that’s ever happened to … Continue reading →

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Weekly Henry is not pleased

Posted on December 12, 2008 by admin

Mr. Henry does NOT like baths. But he DOES like it when you help homeless pets, and a great way to do that this holiday season is to consider purchasing the â€œKey to my Heart” Collar Charm for the furry little diva … Continue reading →

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