Monthly Archives: October 2008

Working Girl, Interrupted

Katy:  I just made the mistake of checking my retirement accounts. I’m a financial cutter.

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Dear United, plz go die. Kthx.

I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that air travel has become a pretty miserable goddam experience lately.   Between the delays, the fees, the lost bags and the troubling proximity to “other people” it’s tempting … Continue reading

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Now in “Moose Blood” Red

Okay, nevermind that vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin got duped by a third-grader, or that she seems to believe that the VP is “in charge of the Senate,” but seriously, though, what the hell kind of red leather zip-up cowgirl … Continue reading

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Meg Ryan was unavailable for comment

There’s absolutely no way I’m not going to start abusing this service. You’ve Got Mail … and an STD Study Shows Using E-postcard to Ward Past Partners is Catching On By LAUREN COX ABC News Medical Unit Oct. 21, 2008 … Continue reading

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Dear building management,

I appreciate the shiny new tile and automatic soap dispensers in the bathroom, I do. But maybe now we can shift our focus to getting all three toilets working at the same time? kthx.

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